Exams SMS - 4

• EXam's song:"Chanda Mama so Gaye,Student saare jage.Dekho pakdo yaron,Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.Ek pariksha khatam,to dujishuru ho gayi MAAMU.
• Hum jeete ek bar hai,
  marte ek bar hai,
  pyar ek bar hota hai,
  aur shaadi bhi ek hi bar hoti hai
  ..............
  To fir ye ..
  EXAMS BAAR-BAARKYUN ??
• STUDENTS ANTHEM-hum honge pass pass, hum honge pass pass,honge pass pass 1 din,OHHO,likhte hain bakwaas,lekin univrsity pe hai vishwas,hum honge pass pass
• A student declartion at d end of the answer paper-"i hereby declare dat ans written above r true 2d bst of my friends knowledge,i claim no responsiblity of d correction of answer"
• Na moh na maya haiAalas tumhi ko aya hai.Baith k char panne palat lo betafinal paper girlfrnd / Boyfrnd ne nahi banaya hai.
• Na wakt hai itna ki sylabus pura kiya jaena tarkib koi ki exam pas kiya jae.Na jane kaun sa dard diya hai is padhai nena roya jaye aur na soya jaye.
• Exams ka saya hai,exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai?duniyawale kehte hain acche number lo,par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!!
• "Examination is Garden,Success is Flower......May GOD Bless U with Power to Pluck this Flower!"
• Har sawaal se dat kar ladhna,Fekne mein kami mat karna,Mouka mila to peeche bhi dekhna,Aur ek baat yaad rakhna.....Aage wale ka paper apna hi samajhna! ;)Good Luck!
• Hight of honestySitting in an Examination hall,Opening a chit,Memorising the answer & writting it without seeing.