Jokes - 1

• Tajmahal ko dekh kar bola shahjahan ka potta;
  Tajmahal ko dekh kar bola shahjahan ka potta:
  Aaj hamara bhi bank balance hota, agar dada diwana na hota!!!
• padh likh kar kya karna hai,
  aakhir ek din to sabko marna hi hai..
  mar kar bhi agar janam liya,
  to fir LKG se hi to padhna hai...
• Teacher to a Sardar: make a sentence in which one word is repeated 4 times
  Sardar: if Lara Dutta marries Brian Lara, she becomes Lara Lara, bolo tara rara!!
• an anxious husband called hospital to ask about his pregnant wife. accidentally he called the cricket stadium.husb: how are things?he died of heart attack on hearing the reply: fine 3 are out,hope to get 7 by lunch... last one ws a duck.."
• a chinese couple mr. and mrs hua got twin children though they didnt want anyso what did they name them??they named them as jo hua & so hua!!!
• sardar at an art gallery: i suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call the "modern art"
  dealer: i beg your pardon sir but thats a mirror.
• Q: how can you identify a sardarji in a classroom?
  ans: its simple, just check who is erasing his notes when the teacher is cleaning the board!!
• Two sardarjis looking at egyptian mummy:
  sardar 1:oh my god!! so many bandages! it was a lorry accident for sure...
  sardar 2:aaho! you are right!! look the lorry no. is also written beneath BC 1760....
• sardar 1: why do doctors anaesthesize the patients during the operations??
  sardar 2: coz they dont want their patients to learn how to operate...