Santa Banta Continues...

Santa talking on cell.Banta: kis se baat kar raho ho.
Santa: biwi se.....
Banta: itne... pyar se....?
Santa: tumhari hai. . .!!!


Sardar's Son - Papa jaldi-2 mera viya kra deo nahi ta main DAADI nal viya kra lavanga.
Sardar:oye tu meri MAA nal viya krayenga.!
Son:-kyo tusi meri MAA nal ni krayea..

Sardar was travling in train,
A woman sat on his son's berth & didn't getup...
Sardar shouted:"THIS LADY IS NOT GIVING BIRTH TO MY CHILD !"


Santa goes to hotel & orders Omlette..
Waiter :french or spanish ?
Santa: jera marji le aa,Main kehra galan karniya ne...

Santa Singh sends sms to all his friends..."My cell no. has changed.. earlier it was Nokia 1100 .. now it is Nokia 6600"

NASA ne 3sardar chaand pe bheje.Rocket uda,magar aadhe raste se vapas!
Jab sardaro ko pucha gaya,toh unhone kaha:'AAJ AMAWAS HAi,CHAAND TO HOGA Hi NAHi NA'!!

Santa-yaar kal main tenu kini waar phone kita par tu nahi chukiya.
Banta-kyon chukan, jehda main 30 Rupaiye de ke gaana luwaya hai, ohnu tera peo sunuga. ...

Santa:Preeto chal honeymoon te chaliye
Preeto:main velli nahi,main halle kapde v dhone e,te pande vi manjne e,tusi beeji nu le jao.

Santa- yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya dun ?
Banta- Gold ring de de
Santa- koi badi cheez bata
Banta- M.R.F ka tyre de de. .

Santa: oye tera viah ho gaya?
Banta: haan.Santa: kuri naal?
Banta: oye munde naal v hunda hai kya?
Santa: haan, meri behen da hoya si....!

SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi
SON :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon
Gurdware waleyan ne e elan kita hai k gurdware ch 5,10,20,50,100,500,de note nahi chadae jange. . .....KyonKi...GANDHI de sir te rumal nahi hai .

English teacher: "One cute and young girl is walking on the road." Change this into an punjabi exclamatory sentence.
Sardar student:- "Oye,pataka !"

A donkey kicked sardar & ran away sardar ran to catch the donkey.
He saw a zebra & started beating it & said 'SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai'.