Jokes
Friday, June 26, 2009
Tum Khilkhilate Raho, Muskurate Raho, Khush Raho, Haste Raho, Lotpot Ho Jao, Nacho Gao, Bhangra Pao, Mera Kya Hai Log Tumhe Hi PAGAL Kahenge.
Kallo Slected A Short Girl To Marry.
Lallo Asked: Why?
Kallo Said: Bapu Ne Kaha Tha Musibat Jitni Chotti Ho Utna Hi Acha Hai.
Taxi Driver To Kallo: Car Ki Break Fail Ho Gayi Hai, Kya Karu?
Kallo: Saley Pahele Mitre Band Kar.
Ram Rajey May Doodh Mila, Krishan Yug May Ghee, Apney Yug May Daroo Milli, Tu Dabake Pi.
Jawani Ke Din Chamkiley Ho Gaye, Khushi Ke Tevar Nukiley Ho Gaye, Or Hum Ijhaar Karne May Thode Dheelay Ho Gaye Or Unke Haath Peelay Ho Gaye.
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