Idiot's idioms

You love someone,
You marry someone else !
The one you marry
becomes your spouse !
And the one you loved
becomes ..............
the password of your mail id !!
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There's only one perfect child
in the world and every mother has it.
There's only one perfect wife
in the world and every neighbor has it.
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Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects...
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Husband and wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is the liver and the wife is the kidney.
If the liver fails, the kidney fails.
If the kidney fails .........
the liver manages with other kidney !!
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Generation Next Motto:
Neither will I marry
Nor I will allow my children to marry !!

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The Japanese have produced a camera
that has such .. such a fast shutter speed that
it is capable of taking a picture of a woman
with her mouth shut!!