Why husbands don't answer

 

WIFE: 'What would you do if I died? Would you get married again? HUSBAND: 'Definitely not! WIFE: 'Why not? Don't you like being married?' HUSBAND: 'Of course I do. WIFE: 'Then why wouldn't you remarry? HUSBAND: 'Okay, okay, I'd get married again.' WIFE: 'You would?' HUSBAND: .......? WIFE: 'Would you live in our house?' HUSBAND: 'Sure, it's a great house.' WIFE: 'Would you sleep with her in our bed?' HUSBAND: 'Where else would we sleep?' WIFE: 'Would you let her drive my car?' HUSBAND: 'Probably, it is almost new.' WIFE: 'Would you replace my pictures with hers?' HUSBAND: 'That would seem like the proper thing to do.' WIFE: 'Would you give her my jewelry?' HUSBAND: 'No, I'm sure she'd want her own.' WIFE: 'Would she wear my shoes' HUSBAND: 'No, her size 6.' WIFE: -- silence - HUSBAND: 'shit'