Equations....

Monday, October 19, 2009

3 powerful equations,
2 extremely powerful postulates
1 powerful email, containing it all !
 
Equation 1
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep
 
Therefore,
Human = Donkey + work + enjoy
 
Therefore,
Human - enjoy = Donkey + work
 
In other words,
Human that don't know enjoy = Donkey that work
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Equation 2
Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkeys = eat + sleep
 
Therefore,
Men = Donkeys + earn money
Therefore,
Men - earn money = Donkeys
 
In other words,
Men that don't earn money = Donkeys
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Equation 3
Women = eat + sleep + spend
Donkeys = eat + sleep
 
Therefore,
Women = Donkeys + spend
 
Therefore,
Women - spend = Donkeys
 
In other words,
Women that don't spend = Donkeys
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To Conclude:
 
From Equation 2 and Equation 3
Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend.
 
So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! (Postulate 1)
 
And, Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! (Postulate 2)
 
So, we have?
Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend money
 
Therefore from Postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude,
Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!

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