Marriage ke Side Effects

 “When a man holds a woman hands?”

When a man holds a woman’s hand
before marriage, it is love;  after marriage it is self-defense

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Man before Marriage is like Airtel…. “Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan”

After Marriage He’s Like Hutch… “Whereever U Go Our Network Follows.”

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What is Marriage?
Ans:
1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye.
2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa Nikal de.
3 year:-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA…..
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Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.

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What a married man says after years of marriage:-
My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn’t Trust me & I dont Understand her.
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Golden Rule:-
‘To be happy with a man,
love him little and understand him a lot.

To be happy with a woman,
love her a LOT and DO NOT TRY to understand her

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*Love b4 Marriage*
Janu…tum nahi to main nahi,
main nahi to tum nahi…

*Love after Marriage*
“bagairat”…Aj tu nahi ya main nahi

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Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,

Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,

Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti

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Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?

Banta reply:
Because married men are more obedient.

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True relatives always
stand behind u during bad times.

Check ur marriage album.
All your relatives were standing behind u!

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Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you…

After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don’t come near me,
Paray hatt tuu,

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Only true friends stand by u
during bad times.
I promise
I will attend ur wedding.