Santa is Back

• Santa proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujse shadi karogi? Girl: Tameez se baat karo.. Santa: Behan ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karoge? • Inspector to Santa: Faansi se pehle, bata teri aakhri ichha kya hai?Santa: Mere pair upar aur sier neeche kar k faansi de do! • Santa: I tried ur number so many times, it always said 'Switched Off'!" Banta: Nooo, it's my HELLO TUNE! • Beggar: Oh sundari, andha hoon, paanch rupya de de. Santa to his wife: De de, De de, tujhe sundari bola hai to har haal main ye andha hai. • Banta: Jab main paida hua tha to military walon ne 21 topein chalayeen thi. Santa: Kamaal hai ! Sab ka nishana chook gaya ? • Q: What do you call a man who can't hear anything? Santa: Anything you want because he can't hear na!!! • Santa: What is the similarity between Bill Gates n Me? Banta: Don't know... Santa: Well... He never comes to my house & I never go 2 his! • Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Santa: This depends on your husband, if he allows me. • Santa: Is operation se mujhe kuchh ho gaya to isi doctor se shadi kar Lena ... Jeeto: Aise kyo kah rahe ho? Santa: Doctor se badla Lene ka yehi 1 rasta hai! • Santa-Bus stand jane k kitne paise? Rikshawala: 10 Rs Santa: 2Rs mein chalega to theek hai Rikshawala: 2Rs mein kaun le k jayega? Santa: Peeche baith main lekar jata hoon. • Santa bought a car on loan..... He didn't pay the dues, the bank took away his car Santa: If I knew this, I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also! • Banta mujra dekhne gaya , sari raat mujra dekha. Bai ne kaha: Sahab humne aap ko khush kiya, ab aap hume khush karo. Banta utha or khud nachne laga.. • Banta was driving his car in a zigzag fashion on d road. Traffic inspector stopped him. Banta: I'm learning car driving. Inspector: Without d instructor? Banta: Correspondence Course!