New set of ultra-deadly PJs

New set of ultra-deadly PJs

Brad Pitt and Vidya Balan get married
After marriage, lots of students gather at their home ..... why ???
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because her name becomes Vidya Pitt (vidyapeeth)

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rahul gandhi --> mom, aapaki wajah se meri shaadi nahi ho paaa
rahi......

sonia gandhi --> kyun beta????????????????

rahul gandhi --> har taraf to likha hai ki sonia ko bahumat do

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santa and banta r discussing---------

santa----- "if i drink coffee, i ca'nt sleep!!!!"

Banta----- "with me it's the opposite.if i sleep i can't drink coffee."

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One day Ravan went to a disco......................... .
aur wahan jaakar woh behosh ho gaya ...................
kyun???????????????????

kyun??????????????

bcoz entry fee was Rs.1500 per head!!!!!!!

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Ek din ek aadmi apne naukar ko Priya Gold biscuit laane bolta hai. To
naukar biscuit laane Pakistan jaata hai.
Kyon??????

Think.............

Give up??

Coz...

"Priya Gold biscuit. Haq se maango." (Haq is Inzmam Ul Haq Pakistani
Batsman)

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if a CAT crosses ur way , when u are going some where , then what does
it mean?????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????

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it means that the Cat is also going somewhere