Sardar Jokes - 2

Saturday, May 30, 2009

What do you call a sardar with one hair ?
Iqbal Singh.

What is the taxi service in Khalistan called ?
Kar Seva.

What is the national drink of Khalistan called ?
Sharbat Khalsa.

What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer ?
Just-beer Singh.

What do you call a sardar who has only one drink ?
Just-one Singh.

A female Khalistan terrorist?
Hard Kaur.

Khalistan history ..
SARSON-DA-SAGA

The great wall of khalistan ..
LONG-O-WALL (Former CM of Punjab -Longowal)

National dish of khalistan ..
AKALI-DAAL

The dirty drain of khalistan ..
BAR-NALA (Another CM of Punjab - Barnala)

A sikh scuba diver ..
JULL-UNDER SINGH (Jull means water)

A better adapted sikh diver ..
JULLUNDER SINGH GILL

A bald sardarjee ..
BAL-WANT SINGH

National Bird of Khalistan ..
Butter Chicken

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