The Obedient Wife

The Obedient Wife   

There was a man, who had
worked all his life, had saved all 
of his money, & was a real 
miser when it came to his 
money. 

Just before he died, he said
to his wife," When I die, I want 
you to take all my money and 
put it in the casket with me. I 
want to take my money to the 
afterlife with me." 

And so he got his wife to promise him, with all of her heart, that when he died, she would put all of the money into the casket with him.

Well, he died.
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He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there - dressed in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, and just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said,

"Wait just a moment!"

She had a small metal box with
her; she came over with the box 
and put it in the casket. Then 
the undertakers locked the casket down and they rolled it away. 

So her friend said,
"Girl, I know you were not
foolish enough to put all that 
money in there with your 
husband."

The loyal wife replied,
"Listen, I' m a Christian;
   I cannot go back on my word. 
I promised him that I was 
going to put that money into 
the casket with him."
"You mean to tell me you put 
that money in the casket with 
him!?!?!?"

"I sure did," said the wife.
"I got it all together, put it into 
my account, and wrote him a Cheque..... 
If he can
 cash it, 
then he can spend it."

 

:-)

Send this to every clever  female you know, and to  every man who thinks they  are smarter than women!!!

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