Jokes

Tum Khilkhilate Raho, Muskurate Raho, Khush Raho, Haste Raho, Lotpot Ho Jao, Nacho Gao, Bhangra Pao, Mera Kya Hai Log Tumhe Hi PAGAL Kahenge.


Kallo Slected A Short Girl To Marry.
Lallo Asked: Why?
Kallo Said: Bapu Ne Kaha Tha Musibat Jitni Chotti Ho Utna Hi Acha Hai.


Taxi Driver To Kallo: Car Ki Break Fail Ho Gayi Hai, Kya Karu?
Kallo: Saley Pahele Mitre Band Kar.


Ram Rajey May Doodh Mila, Krishan Yug May Ghee, Apney Yug May Daroo Milli, Tu Dabake Pi.


Jawani Ke Din Chamkiley Ho Gaye, Khushi Ke Tevar Nukiley Ho Gaye, Or Hum Ijhaar Karne May Thode Dheelay Ho Gaye Or Unke Haath Peelay Ho Gaye.

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Love Letter

Love Letter (??????)

Read this "HATE letter". It is so funny and creative.
This is a loveletter from a boy to a girl....
However, the girl's father does not like him and want
them stop their relationship......and so.. the boy
wrote this
letter to the girl..he knows that the girl's father
will definitely read this letter..

1 "The great love that I have for you
2 is gone, and I find my dislike for you
3 grows every day. When I see you,
4 I do not even like your face;
5 the one thing that I want to do is to
6 look at other girls. I never wanted to
7 marry you. Our last conversation
8 was very boring and has not
9 made me look forward to seeing you again.
10 You think only of yourself.
11 If we were married, I know that I would find
12 life very difficult, and I would have no
13 pleasure in living with you. I have a heart
14 to give, but it is not something that
15 I want to give to you. No one is more
16 foolish and selfish than you, and you are not
17 able to care for me and help me.
18 I sincerely want you to understand that
19 I speak the truth. You will do me a favor
20 if you think this is the end. Do not try
21 to answer this. Your letters are full of
22 things that do not interest me. You have no
23 true love for me. Good-bye! Believe me,
24 I do not care for you. Please do not think that
25 I am still your boyfriend."

So bad!! However, before handing over the letter to
the girl, the boy told the girl to "READ BETWEEN THE
LINES", meaning-only to read
1.3.5.7.9.11.13.15.17.19.21.23.25. (Odd
Numbers) So..Please try reading it again! It's so
smart & sweet.... :)

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Deadlock Relation

An ultimate one!!!!

Boss said to secretary: For a week we will go abroad,
so make arrangement.

Secretary make call to Husband: For a week my boss and
I will be going abroad, you look after yourself.

Husband make call to secret lover: My wife is going
abroad for a week, so let's spend the week together.

Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving
private tution: I have work for a week, so you need
not come for class.

Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, for a
week I don't have class 'coz my teacher is busy. Let's
spend the week together.

Grandpa(the 1^st boss ;) ) make call to his secretary: This week I am
spending my time with my grandson. We cannot attend
that meeting.

Secretary make call to her husband: This week my boss
has some work, we cancelled our trip.

Husband make call to secret lover: We cannot spend
this week together, my wife has cancelled her trip.

Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving
private tution: This week we will have class as usual.

Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, my
teacher said this week I have to attend class. Sorry I
can't give you company.

Grandpa make call to his secretary: Don't worry this
week we will attend that meeting, so make arrangement .

This is called deadlock …!!

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