Funny Quotes - 1

Saturday, January 12, 2008

  • Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and itSeems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for anHour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'SRelativity.- Albert Einstein
  • The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts workingThe moment you get up in the morning and does notStop until you get into the office.- Robert Frost
  • The trouble with being punctual is that nobody'sThere to appreciate it.- Franklin P. Jones
  • We must believe in luck. For how else can we explainThe success of those we don't like?- Jean Cocturan
  • It matters not whether you win or lose; whatMatters is whether I win or lose.- Darrin Weinberg
  • Life is pleasant.Death is peaceful.It's the transition that's troublesome.
  • Help a man when he is in trouble and he willRemember you when he isIn trouble again.
  • Complex problems have simple, easy to understand Wrong answers.
  • It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider itCreative problem solving.
  • Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know Where to shop.
  • Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again,Neither does milk.
  • Most people are only alive because it is illegal toShoot them.
  • Forgive your enemies but remember their names.
  • The number of people watching you is directly Proportional to the stupidity of your action.


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