Santa Banta - 3

Friday, January 18, 2008

  • Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every
    time I breathe a man dies?"
    Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash ?"
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  • Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever-
    What comes first -the chicken or the egg?
    O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!
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  • Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage.
    Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
    Santa: I didn't say he got out.
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  • Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha.
    Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan.
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  • What's Ford?
    Santa: Gaadi.
    What's Oxford?
    Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi
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  • Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
    A: Because it was an entrance exam.
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  • Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
    A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."

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