Munna Bhai SMS - 2

Friday, January 25, 2008

  • MUNNA BHAI : Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
    GIRL : Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?
  • CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai.
    Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
    MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, who Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.
    CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.
    MUNNA BHAI : Par Circuit, abhi to TU bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.
    CIRCUIT : Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na
  • MUNNA BHAI : Oye Short Circuit yeh lightbulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai?
    CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.
  • Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole to gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?
    Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke salmaan khan thay!!!
  • After finishing MBBS… Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.
    He checked his FIRST patient's eyes,tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say?
    "Battery is OK"
  • PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel meingaya toh first time 100 Rs fine,
    2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
    MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu
  • Munna: Meray paas aik buri khabar hai, aur aik buhat hi buri khabar hai teray wastay.
    Patient: Acha to pehlay buri khabar suna daal.
    Munna: Apun k paas jo teri report pahunchi us mien likha tha k teraypaas sirf 24 ghantay hain zinda rehnay k liye.
    Patient: Sirf 24 ghantay. is say buri khabar kya ho sakti hai.
    Munna: (Jadu ki Japhhi Dalte Hoauy) Main kal say teray tak pahunchnay ki koshish kar raha hoon.
  • Munna:Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa,
    meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.
    Circuit: Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho.
    Munna: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai na.

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