Munna Bhai SMS - 2

• MUNNA BHAI : Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
  GIRL : Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?
  
• CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai.
  Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
  MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, who Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.
  CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.
  MUNNA BHAI : Par Circuit, abhi to TU bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.
  CIRCUIT : Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na
  
• MUNNA BHAI : Oye Short Circuit yeh lightbulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai?
  CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.
  
• Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole to gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?
  Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke salmaan khan thay!!!
  
• After finishing MBBS… Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.
  He checked his FIRST patient's eyes,tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say?
  "Battery is OK"
  
• PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel meingaya toh first time 100 Rs fine,
  2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
  MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu
  
• Munna: Meray paas aik buri khabar hai, aur aik buhat hi buri khabar hai teray wastay.
  Patient: Acha to pehlay buri khabar suna daal.
  Munna: Apun k paas jo teri report pahunchi us mien likha tha k teraypaas sirf 24 ghantay hain zinda rehnay k liye.
  Patient: Sirf 24 ghantay. is say buri khabar kya ho sakti hai.
  Munna: (Jadu ki Japhhi Dalte Hoauy) Main kal say teray tak pahunchnay ki koshish kar raha hoon.
  
• Munna:Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa,
  meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.
  Circuit: Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho.
  Munna: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai na.