Santa Banta - 4

Friday, January 18, 2008

  • Santa: I'm a proud father. My son is in m! edical college.
    Banta: What's he studying?"
    Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him!
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  • Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
    Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman
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  • Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. 1day a pigeon
    reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa!
    Santa: Oye, this was a missed call
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  • Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
    Banta: Santa u'll die.
    Santa: U'll die bcoz haven't u heard train is coming on platform?
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  • Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?
    A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.
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  • A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
    Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...
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  • Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
    Banta: Me too, after u leave.
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  • Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
    The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
    Santa: I think I'll take the money.
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  • Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
    Santa: Hai.
    Frog: Nahin hai.
    Santa: Hai.
    Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
    Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?
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  • Teacher: Pappu, TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA" shloka ka kya arth hai?
    Pappu: Tum so jayo maa, mein Jyoti ke pass ja raha hoon.

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