Santa Banta - 2

Friday, January 18, 2008

  • Santa falls in luv with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally
    writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."
  • Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write
    against mother tongue.?
    Santa: Very long!
  • Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the flag.
    Guess what did he ask next...
    Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.
  • Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
    The shopkeep! er asked: Exide laga du?
    Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?
  • Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
    Santa: Birla cement.
    Banta: Kyun?
    Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai.
  • Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the.
    Banta: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost... 1 bottle,
    aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.
  • Banta ek ! sadhu se bola" Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai,
    koi upay batao.
    Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?

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