Santa Banta - 1

Saturday, January 12, 2008

  • Santa : Why did the man put his radio in his refrigerator?
    Banta : I give up.
    Santa : Stupid, because he wanted to hear cool music
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  • Jasmeet : "Your honor, I want to divorce my husband Santa."
    Judge : "But why ?"
    Jasmeet : "Because he is not faithful to me."
    Judge : "How do you know ?"
    Jasmeet : "My lord, not a single child resembles him."
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  • From his death bed, Santa called his wife Jasmeet and said, "One month after I die I want you to marry Banta."
    Jasmeet : "Banta ! But he is your enemy !"
    Santa : " Yes, I know that ! I've suffered all these years so let him suffer now."
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  • Banta : I was away for a week. Yesterday I sent a fax to my wife Preeto that I'd be home tonight, and when I got into my room I found Preeto in another man's arms.
    Santa : kept silent for a few minutes, then coolly said, " Maybe, she didn't get the fax."

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