Munna Bhai SMS - 1

• CIRCUIT : Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehlaaaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnaykamray mein chupa do na please.
  MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?CIRCUIT : Nahin Bhai, who apnay chain pechan lega.
  
• Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,
  Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he,
  Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?
  bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu.
  Sender… Circuit Bhai!
  
• Tera bhot memory aa rela tha,
  Itna tem ho gela hai,
  tere ko dekha bhi nai,
  Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko,
  miss to karega
  
• Exam's song by Munna bhai:
  "Chanda Mama so Gaye,Student sarey jage.
  Dekho pakdo yaron,Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
  Ek pariksha khatam,to duji shuru ho gayi MAAMU.
  
• Ab itni night ko apun tere ko kisi film ki kahani sunane k liye msg to karega nahin.
  Common sense ki baat hai ktere ko GUD Night bolney ka hai!
  
• MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar.Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain.
  MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.
  
• CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?
  MAMU : Nehin.
  CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh Le, pata chal jayega.