Munna Bhai SMS - 1

Friday, January 25, 2008

  • CIRCUIT : Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehlaaaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnaykamray mein chupa do na please.
    MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?CIRCUIT : Nahin Bhai, who apnay chain pechan lega.
  • Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,
    Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he,
    Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?
    bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu.
    Sender… Circuit Bhai!
  • Tera bhot memory aa rela tha,
    Itna tem ho gela hai,
    tere ko dekha bhi nai,
    Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko,
    miss to karega
  • Exam's song by Munna bhai:
    "Chanda Mama so Gaye,Student sarey jage.
    Dekho pakdo yaron,Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
    Ek pariksha khatam,to duji shuru ho gayi MAAMU.
  • Ab itni night ko apun tere ko kisi film ki kahani sunane k liye msg to karega nahin.
    Common sense ki baat hai ktere ko GUD Night bolney ka hai!
  • MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar.Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain.
    MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.
  • CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?
    MAMU : Nehin.
    CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh Le, pata chal jayega.

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