Santa Banta Fresh Stock

Teacher: Translate - Bazaar mein goliyan chal rahi hain.
Santa: The Tablets are walking in the market.

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Interviewer: What is skeleton?
Santa: Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop
it..!!!

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Santa sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick, no work.

Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife try it.

Two hours later Santa sms 2 boss: Me ok, ur wife very sweet.

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Santa ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella mein hole kyu?

Sardar bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.

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Santa:
Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18yrs & marriage age 21yrs?

Banta: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko
nahi.

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Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.

Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.

Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.

Santa: Lekin biwi ko nahi pata.

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Santa bada dukhi tha, kisi ne pucha itni tension me kyon ho?

Santa: Ek dost ko 3 lac plastic surgery k liye diye the, ab use
pehchan nahin pa raha

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Driver: Sir ji, petrol khatam ho gaya , gaadi aage nahi ja sakti.

Banta: Chalo Phir, wapis le chalo.

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Santa: Wo dekh teri biwi ko saanp kaat raha hai.

Banta: Are tension mat le, Jeher bharwane aya hoga...

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Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta.

Santa: Phir tune kya kiya?

Banta: Maine kaha salon ek-ek karke aao.

Santa: Phir?

Banta: Phir kya, Salon ne ek-ek karke dubara Peeta !

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Inspector to Banta: Faansi se pehle, bata teri antim ichha kya hai?
Banta: Mere pair upar aur sir neeche kar k faansi de do..!