Famous Rajini Jokes | Rajnikant | Rajini SMS

 

• Recently China airports were closed due to heavy fog, later it was discovered that Rajnikant was smoking in India!
• Government of India pays tax to Rajnikant for living in India!
• Definition of Solar Eclipse: When Rajnikant stares at Sun with anger, sun hides behind the moon. This phenomena is called solar eclipse
• Why do Earthquakes occur? Because at that time Rajnikant's mobile is on vibration mode
• Rajnikanths next project. Titanic in Tamil. Climax revised. Both survive. Rajnikant swims across the Atlantic Ocean with heroine in one hand and… Titanic in the other.
• Rajni will be the star lead in the remake of the movie '300'. It will now be called '1'
• Once upon a time, while playing, Rajnikanth said "statue" to a girl... Now that statue is known as "Statue of Liberty"!
• When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror it shatters, because the mirror is not stupid enough to get in between the two Rajanikanths
• If you say "no one's perfect", Rajanikanth takes it as a personal insult.
• Rajnikant doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is!!
• Rajinikanth kills Harry Potter in the ninth book.
• Rajanikanth can delete the Recycling Bin.
• If you Google search 'Rajnikant getting kicked', you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
• If you spell Rajanikanth wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Rajanikanth?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
• Rajinikanth knows what women really want.
• Rajinikanth can answer a missed call.
• Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes.
• Great mystery solved : the missing piece of apple in Apple's Logo was eaten by Rajnikant!!
• The world is not ending in 2012…. Rajnikant just bought a laptop with 3 yrs warranty!!*
• When Rajinikanth shows you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
• Wanted revised: Salman - Ek baar jo maine commitment kar di uske baad main sirf rajnikanth ki hi sunta hu.
• Rajinikanth once taught a child, How to Play Counter Strike. Now that child is known as Osama Bin Laden!
• Superman once got into a fight with Rajnikanth. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.
• Why did obama came to india? To receive the payment of nasa's rocket he sold to RAJNIKANTH for diwali.
• Now, there's a new email ID. It's gmail@rajinikanth.com
• Hrithik tried 2 compete with rajni in dance.. result..he is on a wheel chair in guzaarish.
• Rajani can find corner in a circle.
• Rajinikanth can make onions cry.
• One day Rajinikanth kicked a stone in the beach and it is now called 'Srilanka'.
• Once rajnikant was really angry at the clouds, the next second it started raining!!
• Myth Busted: For long the World has believed that the magnetic needle in a compass always points in North. The truth is it always points in the direction Rajinikanth is looking.
• Rajinikanth once warned a young girl to be good "or else". The result? Mother Teresa.
• Paul the octopus predicted rajinikanth's death and the octopus died.
• The toilet flushes on its own whenever Rajnikanth forgot to do so.
• Rajnikanth tried to commit suicide, but failed… even Rajnikanth cannot kill Rajnikanth.
• Rajinikanth is waiting for his next deserving student, after Aryabhatta (400 BC), to teach him what comes before 0.
• What do you get when you add 2 and 3? Answer - 5 (But only if Rajinikanth is in a good mood and allows it to be!)
• Rajnikanth told Shakespeare the story of Romeo and Juliet.
• In olden times a boy went to Nepal and made mountains of snow. Today the boy is called Rajnikanth and the mountains are known as the Himalayas.
• All The fast bikes from yamaha company R1, R15, R6, Rx 100 ,Rx 125, Rx 135, Rd, Rxz.. R stands for RAJNIKANTH.
• Once Rajnikanth lost his wallet. As a result the world faced global recession.
• When Rajnikanth is asked to kill some one he doesn't know, he shoots the bullet and directs it the day he finds out.
• Rajnikanth can swim in a drop of water.
• Archimedes shouted eureka when he found Rajnikanth's diary!!
• Once rajnikanth bought 2 horses , 2 elephants , & 2 camels.. why? for playing chess....!
• Archaeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim as" "one who has encountered Rajinikant".
• Ek baar Rajinikanth ne ek Mote aadmi ko joke bola.... Since then that man is known as Laughing Buddha...