Random Musings

Tourism Tag lines of some countries.........

Thailand: Amazing Thailand!

India: Incredible India!

Malaysia: Truly Asia!

What's Pakistan's Tourism tag line?

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Have a Blast, Till You Last! ;-)

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Playboy upgrades US rating to XXX for single handedly screwing world markets

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There's a small gap between confidence and over-confidence. You can kiss your girlfriend is Confidence. Only you can kiss your girlfriend is Over-Confidence.

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Discovered am allergic to peanuts, I break into a rash every time I get my paycheck :'(

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I feel cheated, my doctor said he'll 'treat' me but the bugger charged me 400 bucks for every visit >:(

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Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasn`t spoken to me in six months.

Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get!

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Women fall in love by what they hear. Men fall in love by what they see. that's why women wear make up. that's why men lie.

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Gabbar : Ab tera kya hoga Kalia.

Kalia : Sardar mene aapka namak khaya he

Gabbar : Aur jo Dal,

Chawal,

sabji,

Daru,

Chicken Tanduri

aur

chhamian ka naach

Uska hisab kya tera baap dega

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waqt ne humien barbaad kiya....ab hum khaali baith ke waqt ko barbaad kar denge

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"Women like silent men. They think they're listening."

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One's first love is always perfect until one meets one's second love.

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Its so Simple to be Happy, but its so Difficult to be Simple

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Time is too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear, too long for those who grieve, too short for those who rejoice, but for those who love, time is eternity

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"Save the Girl Child, Else Ur Son Will Be Forced To Be "the GAY Child"...!"

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An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.

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God wisely designed the human body so that we can neither pat our own backs nor kick our own *** too easily!

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it takes three seconds to say i love you, three hours trying to explain it, and it takes a whole life time to prove it

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There are a few people I know whose birth certificates should be considered an apology letter to the world!!!

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The best transition: Real Eyes--->Realize--->Real Lies.

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An Intelligent Wife Is One Who Makes Sure She Spends So Much That Her Husband Can't Afford Another Women...

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Chai k Liye jaise Toast hota hai, Waise har ek BOSS zaruri hota hai. Koi friday evening review par bulaye Koi saturday ko office bulaye Aur Ek teri idea ko apna bataye, Koi gentle, koi bura hota hai, Par har ek BOSS zaruri hota hai. Ek ghadi ghadi review kare par kabhi kabhi advice de Ek kabhi kabhi review kare aur ghadi ghadi advice de Koi Gyan ka ghoomta phirta satellite, Koi din raat rakhe team ko tight; Koi welcomed hai, koi forced hota hai Par har ek BOSS zaruri hota hai :)

boss zaruri kyun hota hai?? kyunki na hi hum apni peeth thapthapa sakte hai aur na hi apni g**** pe laat maar sakte hai. isliye boss zaruri hota hai

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Unbeaten thought ever.......!!!

"Take watever u can frm ur life.....bcoz.....when life starts taking from u....

it takes even ur last breath..."

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