Fun with UNIX

Fun wid Unix   >List of some actual "funny" responses from Unix when you mis-enter >"appropriate" > >$ cat "food in cans" >cat: can't open food in cans > >$ nice man woman >No manual entry for woman. > >$ rm God >rm: God nonexistent > >$ ar t God >ar: God does not exist > >$ ar r God >ar: creating God > >$ make love >Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop. > >$ sleep with me >bad character > >$ got a light? >No match. > >$ man: why did you get a divorce? >man:: Too many arguments. > >$ !:say, what is saccharine? >Bad substitute. > >$ drink bottle: cannot open >opener: not found >