Fun with UNIX

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Fun wid Unix

>List of some actual "funny" responses from Unix when
you mis-enter
>$ cat "food in cans"
>cat: can't open food in cans
>$ nice man woman
>No manual entry for woman.
>$ rm God
>rm: God nonexistent
>$ ar t God
>ar: God does not exist
>$ ar r God
>ar: creating God
>$ make love
>Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.
>$ sleep with me
>bad character
>$ got a light?
>No match.
>$ man: why did you get a divorce?
>man:: Too many arguments.
>$ !:say, what is saccharine?
>Bad substitute.
>$ drink bottle: cannot open
>opener: not found


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