Santa Banta - 2

• Santa falls in luv with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally
  writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."
• Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write
  against mother tongue.?
  Santa: Very long!
• Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the flag.
  Guess what did he ask next...
  Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.
• Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
  The shopkeep! er asked: Exide laga du?
  Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?
• Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
  Santa: Birla cement.
  Banta: Kyun?
  Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai.
• Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the.
  Banta: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost... 1 bottle,
  aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.
• Banta ek ! sadhu se bola" Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai,
  koi upay batao.
  Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?