Santa Banta - 3

• Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every
  time I breathe a man dies?"
  Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash ?"
• ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
• Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever-
  What comes first -the chicken or the egg?
  O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!
• ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
• Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage.
  Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
  Santa: I didn't say he got out.
• ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
• Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha.
  Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan.
• ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
• What's Ford?
  Santa: Gaadi.
  What's Oxford?
  Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi
• ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
• Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
  A: Because it was an entrance exam.
• ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
• Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
  A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."