Santa Banta - 4

• Santa: I'm a proud father. My son is in m! edical college.
  Banta: What's he studying?"
  Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him!
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• Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
  Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman
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• Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. 1day a pigeon
  reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa!
  Santa: Oye, this was a missed call
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• Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
  Banta: Santa u'll die.
  Santa: U'll die bcoz haven't u heard train is coming on platform?
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• Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?
  A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.
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• A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
  Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...
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• Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
  Banta: Me too, after u leave.
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• Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
  The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
  Santa: I think I'll take the money.
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• Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
  Santa: Hai.
  Frog: Nahin hai.
  Santa: Hai.
  Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
  Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?
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• Teacher: Pappu, TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA" shloka ka kya arth hai?
  Pappu: Tum so jayo maa, mein Jyoti ke pass ja raha hoon.