Jat / Jaat / Jatt Jokes

Baniya bola JAT ka matlab "Just Avoid Them" to Jat jawab deta hai nahi JAT ka matlab "Just Adore Them"

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Pada Likha Jat aur Solah duni Aath

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Once a jaat was passing from jumgle.
suddenly a chudail appears...
chudail:ha ha ha main chudail hoon...
jaat:to reee .. dekh kya rahi hai.. chipat ja phir

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Ek baar ek ghar mein ek jaat, ek sardar or ek baniya rahte the. ek din unke ghar 5 daku aa gaye. to sardar bola 2 ko main nahi chhodunga, to jat bola 2 ko main nahi chhodunga. baniya bola bhai sardar 2 ko tu or jat 2 ko tu nahi chhodega or jo bacha ek wo maine nahi chhodega

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teacher: kaal kyo koni aayo re... (you were absent yesterday)
student: kutio khaygio... (dog bite me.)
teacher: dikha. (to legs)
student: dekho... (please)
teacher: ghaav ro koi nisan to koni.. (there is no hack in legs)
student: kutio "BOKLHO" ho. (dog has no teeths)