Physics Jokes

All electrons were having a party but protons attacked them..

A hero comes and saves them.

All electrons ask him "Who are you?"

He Says
......

"My name is BOND ........... COVALENT BOND"

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Once all the scientists die and go to heaven............
They decide to play hide-n-seek..........
Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the den...........
He is supposed to count up to 100...
and then start searching.....

Everyone starts hiding except Newton .........
Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it right in front of

Einstein...........

Einstein's counting
1,2,3......97,98,99.....100... .....
He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in front........

Einstein says "newton's out..newton's.....out......"
Newton denies and says i am not out........
He claims that he is not Newton ......

All the scientists come out to see how he proves that he is not Newton
.............
Newton says "I am standing in a square of area 1m squared.....
That makes me Newton per meter squared.......
since one Newton per meter squared is one Pascal, I'm Pascal, Therefore
Pascal is OUT..........

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Once 'Constant' and e^x ( e raised to x) were walking down the road.
Suddenly 'Constant' screamed and said:
"I m going bcoz 'Differential' is coming and if he sees me he will eliminate
me."
But e^x stands firm in front of ' Differential' and says:
"U can't do anything with me. I m e^x and will always be e^x."
'Differential starts laughing??..

Why??
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Differential says: " I m not d/dx, I m d/dy."